How to Be.. Shelby 2.0

Shelby 2.0

No. 42

Assembly required

For ages 0 and up

Congratulations! You have just purchased your new model of Shelby: Shelby 2.0!

Enjoy new features such as: Netflix Binge, Overeat Carbohydrates, Brew Coffee and then Let it Sit in the Cup for Two Days, and more!

Assembly Instructions

Step 1. Offer a cute animal for pre-assembly cuddles to relieve stress on the assembly process

Step 2. Dress in a sweatshirt, cloth shorts, and sandals

Step 3. Provide ample amounts of Mac N’ Cheese, Count Chocula, and water for fuel

Step 4. Play the movie Tangled in the background to sync Shelby 2.0

Step 5. Speak with casual sass to activate

Handling Instructions

1. Say, “Disney” to Shelby 2.0 and she will respond with either a Disney quote or song

2. Provide cuddles and Shelby 2.0 will provide affection, laziness, and movies

3. Bring her Panda Express (eggroll included) and Shelby 2.0 will bring hunger

4. Say, “procrastinate” and Shelby 2.0 will clean her room